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Tall Tails

I like to date intelligent girls who are taller than me.

It keeps me on my toes.

Dad Surprise

A teenage girl was being intimate with her boyfriend at her parents house. Her father after being woken by the noises goes upstairs to check it out, and walks in on them.

"Dad!" she exclaimed in a panic "...I'm sorry"

The dad being a dad replies "hi sorry, I'm Dad!"

He then turns to the boyfriend and asks "Are you fucking sorry?"

Boyfriend Buying Flowers

A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette's boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I'll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"

You Might Be A Redneck 41

You might be a redneck if...

  • Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
  • You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
  • You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
  • You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.
  • You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
  • Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
  • You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
  • When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
  • Your screen door has no screen.

Fake It

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.