Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Couples Compliments

Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table.
"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal.
"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second.
"Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
Anonymous

Love Graph

I'm making a graph of my past relationships...
I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
Anonymous

Chinese Date

I asked a chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
Anonymous