Relationship Jokes

Feels Like

A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass." The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're right!"

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Anonymous

Made for Each Other

A friend of mine had told me he signed up with one of these on-line dating services.  So, I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and he said he'd quit -- seems they'd matched him up with his wife!

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Anonymous

First Sight

I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband. He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he was too proud to run after it.

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