Doc Help With Marriage

This old man goes to the doctor's. "Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman. She is hot and all she wants to do is have sex all day long." "So what's the problem?" "I can't remember where I live."

Divorce Disorder

My Aunt got a divorce and I asked how she felt. She said, "I thought I had an anxiety disorder but it turns out it was just your Uncle."

Blonde Expecting Hello

A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife in bed with three men. Completely shocked, he shouts, "Hello, Hello, Hello!" The blonde whines, "What? No hello for me?"