Relationship Jokes

Broke the Code?

Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Praise the Lord

Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So fat women can get laid too.

Categories: Alcohol Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes)
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Name That Animal

A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked. "A cat!" said Eddie. "Good job! Now, what is this animal?" "A dog!" said Eddie. "Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a Deer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad." "A horny bastard," called out Eddie.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Kids , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Word Play Jokes
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