Relationship Jokes

Difference Between Bar And Clitoris

Q: What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
A: Men have no trouble finding a bar.

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Wedding Toast

If you are the best man at a wedding this is always my favorite toast: "The screwing you'll get is going to be worth the screwing you'll get."  I didn't have the guts to use it at the wedding but it got a lot of laughs at the bachelor party.

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Diplomats

Catch-22 Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat.

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