Relationship Jokes

Pack Your Bags, I Won the Lottery

This guy runs home and bursts in yelling "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!!"  She says "Oh wonderful, should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"  He replies, "I don't care...Just get the heck out!!"

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Difference Between A Man and Woman

A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going up the mountainside. The woman was going down the mountainside. Then the woman yells out  "Pig!". The man then yells back "Hoe!"  They both continue on, until the man smashes his car into a pig!

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Difference Between Bar And Clitoris

Q: What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
A: Men have no trouble finding a bar.

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