Ben Franklin's Inspiration

Most folks believe that Ben Franklin discovered electricity with his famous kite experiment. Actually, a woman made that discovery possible. The real story was that Ben Franklin was laying in bed with his wife one night, leaned over and whispered something in her ear. She told him to go fly a kite. The rest is history.

First Or Last?

On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:
"Can I come up for a cup of coffee?"
Girl: "Actually, I never invite guys over on a first date."
The guy thinks for a minute and says: "Well, what about the last date?"

Love Thy Neighbor

Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first.