Numbers Game

Q: Why are relationships similar to Algebra?
A: Because sometimes you look at your X and wonder Y
 

It's a Sin

"I've had it with my wife," said one drinking buddy to the other. "I'm filing for an divorce."
"Sorry to hear that, pal," said his partner. "May I ask why?"
"I found her supply of birth control pills," said the first.
"Listen Frank, with all due respect to your religion, I just can't see leaving your wife for what the Church says is a sin."
"It ain't just that." stormed Frank. "I had a vasectomy over five years ago."

Special Privilege of Marriage

Marriage still confers one very special privilege, only a married person can get divorced!