Relationship Jokes

The Butcher's Wife

Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty.

Categories: Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Less Sex

A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse. "Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday," she says. The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday.  "I can't," says the woman. "That's the only night I'm home with my husband!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Anonymous

Don't Take Chances

A man receives a letter informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also asks whether she should be buried or burnt. He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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