Relationship Jokes

Melon Love

Q: Which melon will never run away to get married?
A: Cantaloupe

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Food Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Bill Clinton & Hillary

Bill and Hillary Clinton were traveling in a car. They stopped at a filling station. They saw Hillary's young lover there. Bill said to Hillary, "If you were still with him, you'd be the wife of a filling station owner." Hillary said "NO! Then he would be the president of United States."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Crumpled Up

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?" "Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?" "No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited. "Well go look in the garage," she said.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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