Relationship Jokes

Wedding Night

The wedding night should be like a good chicken meal, a little bit of breast, a little bit of leg... and a lot of stuffing!

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Divorce Decision

"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

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Melon Love

Q: Which melon will never run away to get married?
A: Cantaloupe

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Written By: KielPhillips