Relationship Jokes

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A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man. He says to her, "What's going on?" She says, "Believe it or not, John, I've gone public!"

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Waking Grumpy

Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every morning.
Client: No, I always let him sleep.

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Anonymous

Meet the Father

My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.

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Submitted BY: Cheyenne Weitz