Redneck Jokes

First Time Hillbilly Hook Up

A hillbilly is sitting in a bar, drinking, when a woman slides up next to him. "You're cute," says the woman, "do you want to go back to my place and have some nasty sex?" "You bet!'' exclaims the hillbilly, "But I have to tell you, I'm a virgin. I've always been scared because my mom told me that women have sharp teeth between their legs, and sometimes they bite."
"Don't worry," the woman says, and the two head back to her place, where she strips and shows the hillbilly her private parts. "Now, does it look like I have teeth down there?" she asks. "How could you possible have teeth down there?" he says, "Look at the shape your gums are in."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes)
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You Might Be A Redneck - Kool-Aid

You might be a redneck if your kids have a three-day old Kool-Aid mustache.

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Jokes about Kids
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Rednecks At School

You know you're a redneck when you walk into school with your son and are in the same grade.

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Redneck Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
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