Redneck Jokes

Yankees to Screw In Light Bulb

Q: How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb
A   None. Thats what rednecks are for.

Anonymous

Redneck Car Exhaust

You might be a redneck if your exhaust system incorporates more than three wire hangers and at least two juice cans.

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Redneck Interview

You might be a redneck if... the interviewer asks:
Q: "Did you know that we are a Fortune 500 Company?"
A: "What track do y'all sponsor that race at? I ain't been to that one yet."

Anonymous