Redneck Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If

The highlight of your family reunion was your sister's nude dancing debut.

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Cutting Grass

You might be a redneck if you cut your grass and find a car.

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Redneck Gets Married

This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn't know what to do. He's fumbling around for a while, but finally his wife gets fed up and says, "Jeb, ya big idiot! Yer s'pposed to take that thing you play with and put it where I pee!"
So he got his bowling ball and threw it in the outhouse!

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