Blind Deer

Q: What does a hillbilly call a deer with no eyes?
A: No Eye Deer (No idear)

Top Ten Indicators that a Redneck Has Been Working on Your Computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Huntin".
4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.
3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

Redneck Reception

You might be a redneck if...
...it's easier to rotate your home than your TV antenna.