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Redneck Fridge

You might be a redneck if you have a refrigerator just for beer.

Trust

A hillbilly from West Virginia returns to his doctor after having some tests and asks what the results were. The doctor explains that he has some bad news, in fact, the patient is HIV positive. "Hell, " says the man, "You can't trust anybody nowadays, not even your own kids!"

Newspaper

You might be a redneck if you use old newspapers in more than 3 ways in your home.

Redneck's Last Words

Q:  What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?

A:  "Hey ya'll. Watch this!"

Pick Up Line

Q: What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line?

A: Get in the truck!