Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives around all the time waving at the rednecks. One day the rednecks stop him, they draw a circle in the dirt and say "If you step out of that circle, we will kick your ass." They pick up hammers and start busting up his new car. They look back and he is smiling. They hit the car some more, and he is laughing. They walk over to him and ask "Why are you laughing, we just busted up your car." He says "I know, but I stepped out of the circle 9 times."
You might be a redneck if you have a refrigerator just for beer.
Redneck's Last Words
Q: What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?
A: "Hey ya'll. Watch this!"
Pick Up Line
Q: What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line?
A: Get in the truck!
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.