Q: A Mexican runs into a wall. What does he hit first?
A: His lawn mower.
Blonde's Thoughts on Jokes
A man asked a blonde what she thought about blonde jokes.
She replied, ''I think they are good but they might be offensive to some mexicans."
Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts?
A: It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
Q: Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?
A: The beans would keep slipping through the grill.
Q: What do you call a cholo with one leg longer than the other?
A: "Not even, homes!"