Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A: A Dry Martinez!
Q: What do you call a cholo with one leg longer than the other?
A: "Not even, homes!"
Q: A Mexican runs into a wall. What does he hit first?
A: His lawn mower.
Mexican Fire Truck
What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?
Jose and Hose B
How Many Cops to Arrest a Mexican?
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges!