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Blonde's Thoughts on Jokes

A man asked a blonde what she thought about blonde jokes.
She replied, ''I think they are good but they might be offensive to some mexicans."

Mexican Check-Not

Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts?

A: It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Mexican BBQs

Q: Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

A: The beans would keep slipping through the grill.

One-legged Cholo

Q: What do you call a cholo with one leg longer than the other?

A: "Not even, homes!"

How Many Cops to Arrest a Mexican?

Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?

A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges!