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Mexican Vasectomy

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A: A Dry Martinez!

One-legged Cholo

Q: What do you call a cholo with one leg longer than the other?

A: "Not even, homes!"

The Wall

Q: A Mexican runs into a wall. What does he hit first?

A: His lawn mower.

Mexican Fire Truck

What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?

Jose and Hose B

How Many Cops to Arrest a Mexican?

Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?

A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges!