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Mexican Basketball Player

Q: What do you call a Mexican basketball player?

A: Mexi-cant.

New Mexican President

Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?

Better Job

Q: If a Mexican and a black person are in the same school, which will get the better job?

A: Neither. They will both work in a blue collard job! 

Mexican Mosh Pit

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?

A: A bean dip.

Mexican Christmas

Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?

A: So they will have something to unwrap.