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Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

A: Put velcro on the ceiling.

Q: How do you get him down?

A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

Mexican Starbucks Order

Q: What does a Mexican order at Starbucks?

A: Cap-a-Chino!

Mexican At Nordstrom's

Q: What do you call a Mexican shopping at Nordstrom's?

A: Lost...

For All My People

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Cheese Wheel

A Mexican man cannot find work and finally heads home for the evening.

On his way home, he finds a cross at the bottom of a hill. So he kneels and prays to God, "Please God, let me find a way to feed my family".

At the top of this hill, a black man was walking home from grocery shopping when the bottom of his bag gave out and a cheese wheel rolled straight down towards the Mexican man.

When the Mexican man opened his eyes, lo-and-behold, there was a gigantic wheel of cheese at his feet. Overjoyed, he picked up the cheese and ran all the way home. He showed his wife the cheese and said "Look what God has provided us! The most glorious cheese I have ever seen! And, my fair wife, we must make Nachos with this cheese!"

The wife looked perplexed, and asked, "Why husband? Why must we make nachos?"

The man stood up and proclaimed, "Because God talked to me. As I was running home, he kept yelling at me, "That's Not'cho Cheese!!! That's Not'cho Cheese!!!"