Mexican Basketball Player
Q: What do you call a Mexican basketball player?
Q: If a Mexican and a black person are in the same school, which will get the better job?
A: Neither. They will both work in a blue collard job!
New Mexican President
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?
We Have Too Many
There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.”
Q: Why don't Mexicans teach driver's education and sex education on the same day?
A: Because they don't want to wear out the donkey.