How Many Cops to Arrest a Mexican?
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges!
Mexican Starbucks Order
Q: What does a Mexican order at Starbucks?
Mexican Fire Truck
What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?
Jose and Hose B
Mexican At Nordstrom's
Q: What do you call a Mexican shopping at Nordstrom's?
Q: What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?
A: I don’t know, but you should see it pick lettuce!