Alcohol Jokes - Tequila Jokes

Cliff Diving

Q: Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff?
A: Tequila!

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Reading Bar

Q: What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
A: How tequila mockingbird !

Anonymous

Two Many Tequilas

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila.... floor.

Anonymous