Q: A Mexican, Guatemalan and Cuban guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?
Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.
Q: Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam?
A: When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.
Q: What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
A: A white one starts off with "Once upon a time..." A black one starts off with, "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."
Q: What does Apple call their new iPhone X for Chinese people?
A: The iOpener