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China Apple

Q: What does Apple call their new iPhone X for Chinese people?

A: The iOpener

How Many Cops?

Q: How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!

Who's Driving

Q: A black guy and a Puerto Rican guy are both in a car... who's driving?

A: A Cop!!!

Mexican Portraits

Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?

A: They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!

When U Black, U Black

When I was born, I was BLACK

When I grew up, I was  BLACK

When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK

When I got cold, I was  BLACK

When I was scared, I was BLACK

When I was sick, I was  BLACK

And when I die, I’ll still be BLACK   

NOW, you white folks

When you’re born, you're  PINK

When you grow up, you’re WHITE

When you go in the sun, you get  RED

When you’re cold, you turn BLUE

When you’re scared, you're YELLOW

When you get sick, you’re GREEN

When you bruise, you turn PURPLE

And when you die, you look GREY

So why y'all be callin' us COLORED folks?