Asian Pet Store
Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!
Failed my biology test today...
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Down the Stairs
Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
A: None - "He fell".
Three 3rd Graders: an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid, are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says. "Okay." They all agree.
The Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out, and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer. Not to be outdone, the Black kid whips his out. It is by far, not only the biggest, but the fattest.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid's mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test, and read out loud from a new book, and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called 'Let's see who has the largest weenie." "What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother. "Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies, and I had the biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm Black. Is that true?
"No, Leroy. It's because you're eighteen."
Q: Why don't black people go on cruises?
A: They're not falling for that one again.