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Obama On Halloween

Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween? 

A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!

Country Black

Q: Why do black people hate country music?

A: Because when they hear the word 'hoedown' they think their sister got shot!

White with Black

Q: What do you call a white guy with five black guys?

A: A basketball coach

 

Q: What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys?

A: Quarterback

 

Q: What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys?

A: Warden

Asian Pet Store

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?

A: There's always a kitchen in the back!

Biology Test

Failed my biology test today...

They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.