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Mexican Mosh Pit

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?

A: A bean dip.

Carpets

Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?

A: What's wrong Abdul?  Won't it start?

Blonde at Soccer Stadium

Q: What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium?

A: She drowned in the Mexican wave.

Royal Wedding

Q: Why are they serving cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend?

A: To show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.

Smile

Q: Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

A: Because they never use them.