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Mexican Difference

Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A: A book has papers!

The Dot

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads.  Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.  On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won; a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in the United States.

If nothing there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide technical support for computer companies.

Racists to Screw in Lightbulb

Q: How many racists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None -- they don't want to be enlightened!

Jokes and People

Jokes are like the people.

Not everybody likes the dark ones.

Christmas Present

Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?

A: Your Bike.