Mexican Mosh Pit
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?
A: A bean dip.
Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?
A: What's wrong Abdul? Won't it start?
Blonde at Soccer Stadium
Q: What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium?
A: She drowned in the Mexican wave.
Q: Why are they serving cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend?
A: To show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.
Q: Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?
A: Because they never use them.