Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.
White People and Aliens
White people, y'all are the only people to ever see aliens. I'm telling you, it's true. I was watching something about sightings. You never see blacks and Hispanics on sightings. You don't see that. You want to know why? I'm going to tell you why you don't see us on it -- because we mind our damn business.
I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster,
but it just stopped working.
Q: Why don't black people go on cruises?
A: They're not falling for that one again.
Is Eve an African?
Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!