Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?
A: So they will have something to unwrap.
Q: What did the looters leave behind at the Walmart in Wisconsin?
A: Work boots and Father's Day cards.
Ray Is Happy
Q: Why is Ray Charles happy?
A: Because he doesn't know he's black.
Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn't rape white women?
A: An Inmate
Q: What do you call a black woman taking birth control pills?
A: A Humanitarian.