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Dancing Soldiers

Q: Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam?

A: When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.

Never Racist

I will never be a racist.

Because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

Mexican Portraits

Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?

A: They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!

Piano Uncle

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

Country Black

Q: Why do black people hate country music?

A: Because when they hear the word 'hoedown' they think their sister got shot!