I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster,
but it just stopped working.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
Black People and Sperm
Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong!
A Black Guy and a Bench
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a bench?
A: A bench can support a family.