Q: Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam?
A: When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.
I will never be a racist.
Because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?
A: They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
Q: Why do black people hate country music?
A: Because when they hear the word 'hoedown' they think their sister got shot!