Q: When are minorities not minorities?
A: When you look at crime statistics.
Down the Stairs
Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
A: None - "He fell".
White with Black
Q: What do you call a white guy with five black guys?
A: A basketball coach
Q: What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys?
Q: What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys?
Jumping On The Bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.
The Mexican Olympic Team
Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.