First Black Man
Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?
A: "Damn, I burnt one."
Q: A Mexican, Guatemalan and Cuban guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?
Q: There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest d*ck?
A: The black boy, because he's 18.
The Wishes Of A Black Guy
A black guy has three wishes. He wishes to be white, uptight, and out of sight. Poof, he's a tampon.
A Black Guy and a Bench
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a bench?
A: A bench can support a family.