Cross a Chinese and Mexican Man
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?
A: A car thief who can't drive!
"Hi Mom, it's me." "Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the hardware store, looking for a drill." "Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you." "Oh my God, what happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face." "What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"
"Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker. Mom, I knocked the shit out of her!"
Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."
Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
Q: Why do black people hate country music?
A: Because when they hear the word 'hoedown' they think their sister got shot!