How Many Cops?
Q: How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!
Q: What do you call a black woman taking birth control pills?
A: A Humanitarian.
Jumping On The Bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
Trump Act One
Q: What's the first thing Trump did as President?
A: Kicked a black man out of his house.