Mexican Fire Chief
Q: What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?
A: Hose A and Hose B!
Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.
White with Black
Q: What do you call a white guy with five black guys?
A: A basketball coach
Q: What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys?
Q: What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys?
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so when he left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective to investigate. A few days later, he received this letter:
Most Honorable Sir,
You leave house, he come to house. He and she leave house, I follow. He and she go to hotel, I climb tree to see. He kiss she, she kiss he. He strip she, she strip he. I play with me, I fall out of tree, I not see.
A Black Guy and a Bench
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a bench?
A: A bench can support a family.