Mexicans at the Alamo
Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans!
Mexican Fire Chief
Q: What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?
A: Hose A and Hose B!
Q: There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest Johnson?
A: The black boy, because he's 18.
Q: A Mexican, Guatemalan and Cuban guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?
Trump Act One
Q: What's the first thing Trump will do as President?
A: Kick a black man out of his house.