Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
Q: Why did the black man convert to Catholicism?
A: So he could finally have a father.
Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.
Failed my biology test today...
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
White People and Aliens
White people, y'all are the only people to ever see aliens. I'm telling you, it's true. I was watching something about sightings. You never see blacks and Hispanics on sightings. You don't see that. You want to know why? I'm going to tell you why you don't see us on it -- because we mind our damn business.