A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. He puts his hands in the flour and coats his face with it. He looks at his mother and says, "Look Momma, I'm a white boy." His mother slaps him hard on the face and says, "Boy, go show your Daddy." The boy goes into the living room and says "Look Daddy, I'm a white boy." His Daddy slaps him on the face too and says, "Boy, go show your grandmother." So the boy goes to see his grandma and says, "Look Granny, I'm a white boy." She slaps him on the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says, "Well, did you learn something from all this?" The boy shakes his head and says, "I sure 'nuff did, I've only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people".
Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."
Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
Q: Why do black people hate country music?
A: Because when they hear the word 'hoedown' they think their sister got shot!
Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.