Racist Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?

A: A white one starts off with "Once upon a time..." A black one starts off with, "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."

Q: What do you call a white guy with five black guys?

A: A basketball coach

Q: What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys?

A: Quarterback

Q: What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys?

A: Warden

There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.”

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?

A: "Damn, I burnt one."