When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. Instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.
The Wishes Of A Black Guy
A black guy has three wishes. He wishes to be white, uptight, and out of sight. Poof, he's a tampon.
Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?
A: They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!
Q: Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam?
A: When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.
Q: What do black people and Christmas lights have in common?
A: Both hang from a tree they're not too bright and only half of them work.