Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.
Q: What did the looters leave behind at the Walmart in Wisconsin?
A: Work boots and Father's Day cards.
Q: What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?
A: Cotton mouth.
Trump Act One
Q: What's the first thing Trump did as President?
A: Kicked a black man out of his house.
Q: Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy their sh-sh-sheets?
A: At the k-k-k Mart.