Q: What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?
White with Black
Q: What do you call a white guy with five black guys?
A: A basketball coach
Q: What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys?
Q: What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys?
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
Q: Why are black people unable to get a PhD?
A: Because they can't get past their masters.