Q: Why did the black man convert to Catholicism?
A: So he could finally have a father.
Q: What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
A: A white one starts off with "Once upon a time..." A black one starts off with, "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."
Q: Why do black people hate country music?
A: Because when they hear the word 'hoedown' they think their sister got shot!
Types of School Busses
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus?
A: A rotten banana!
Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."