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Chinese Detective

A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so when he left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective to investigate. A few days later, he received this letter:

Most Honorable Sir,

You leave house, he come to house. He and she leave house, I follow. He and she go to hotel, I climb tree to see. He kiss she, she kiss he. He strip she, she strip he. I play with me, I fall out of tree, I not see.

No fee,

Chen Lee

Black Chinese

Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby?

A: They named him Sum Ting Wong!

Owl Talk

Q: What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?

A: A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT

Comparing Sizes

Q: There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest Johnson?

A: The black boy, because he's 18.

Black PhD

Q: Why are black people unable to get a PhD?

A: Because they can't get past their masters.