A Black Guy and a Bench
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a bench?
A: A bench can support a family.
I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday.
All Fridays matter.
Q: How many black people does it take to start a riot?
Q: Why don't Mexicans and blacks have children together?
A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.
Q: What do black people and Christmas lights have in common?
A: Both hang from a tree they're not too bright and only half of them work.