Daddy, When Will I Get One?

A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower. It's at that moment she spots his penis. Pointing at it she says..... "Daddy, daddy, when will I get one of those?" The dad looks at the little girl, looks out the door, looks back at the little girl and winks.... "When your mommy goes to the mall!"

Party at Michael Jackson's

Q: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?
A: By all the Big Wheels parked in his driveway.

Jewish Pedophile

Q: What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy after luring him into his car?
A: Hey, go easy on those fucking sweets.