Political Jokes - About Democrats

Jewish Monica Lewinsky

Q: How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
A: If she wasn't, she wouldn't have stained her dress.

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Political Dating

My girlfriend dumped me because she didn’t agree with my politics.
I’m right and she left.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats)
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Educational Priority

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
January 12, 1993 Rhett Jacobs, Democratic candidate for the South Carolina House and a man who listed "education" as his top priority, submitted a required campaign disclosure form in October, handwritten, on which he detailed expenses for "filling fee," "campain work" and "litature."

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