A New National Anthem?

Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a new national anthem for the United States, "Yank my Dandy Doodle!"

Marine Confession

A Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Jacksonville. He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the hell out of an Obama supporter."
The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service."

Jones or Lewinsky?

Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones. His response:  Paula was good, but no cigar.