Political Jokes

George W. Bush From Drowning

Q: How do you keep George W. Bush from drowning?
A: You take your foot off his head.

Anonymous

Cold Politics

It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in his OWN pockets.

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Presidential HoldUp

One day the President was out jogging without his guards. All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumped out from behind some bushes with a gun. The masked man said "Give me all your money!"
Unwilling to do so, the President said, "You can't do this, I'm the President!" The man then replied,..."Oh, never mind then. Give me MY money!"

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