George W. Bush and Moses

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with along white beard, long white hair and carrying two stone tablets in his arms. He approached the man and asked, "Aren't you Moses?" But the man wouldn't listen to him and continued walking. George asked him again, "Aren't you Moses?" The old man continued ignoring him, even turning his back on little Bush. George grabs the man's arm, looks him right in the eye and insists, "Answer me -- Aren't you Moses?" The man replies, "I'm not saying shit! The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up roaming the desert for 40 years!"

Govenor Chris Christie

Q: How can you tell that Governor Chris Christie is into bondage?
A: He likes to tie people up in traffic.

Ode To The Government

I've fucked in the sun, I've fucked in the rain. I've fucked before, and I'll fuck again. But I'll never be happy, I'll never be free, 'til I've fucked the Government like the Government's fucked me!