Political Jokes

George W. Bush Walking

The American Indians have nicknamed George W Bush as "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap that he can't fly.

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Standing Joke

Why do people like Hillary Clinton?
When she can't even stand herself?

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Bill Clinton and Al Gore Go Into A Local Diner for Lunch

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea.I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu. "She walks away. Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche."

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