Political Jokes

Bush and Cheney Hunting

Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant buck, and were dragging it by the legs back to their car, when they were approached by a seasoned old hunter. "Hello, Mr. President, and Vice President. If I may please make a suggestion... it would be much easier for you to drag your deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground."
The leaders of the free world thanked the man and tried his suggestion. A while later Cheney said, "You know, that was good thinking. This is a lot easier!" "Yessir," agreed Bush. "But durn it! We're gettin' farther away from our truck!"

Categories: Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Sports Jokes (Hunting Jokes)
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No Trump Cheese

Q: Why does Donald Trump want to ban the sale of shredded cheese?
A: He wants to make America grate again.

Categories: Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Riddles
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President Clinton's House

Q: Did you hear that former President Clinton is buying a house in North Carolina?
A: He can't decide which city to live in: Blowing Rock or Morehead City.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Riddles
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