Political Jokes

Morning After

This Election Day will be like a dinner date with Bill Cosby.
When you wake up, you just know something bad happened.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Political Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
Anonymous

Light Bulb - Dan Quayles

Q: How many Dan Quayles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but it has to be a pretty dim bulb.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Political Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Jeb for President

If Jeb wins the GOP nomination and makes Cheney his running mate, their slogan can be, "Same dick, new bush"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Political Jokes (About Republicans)
Anonymous