Political Jokes

Clinton Stew

Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Bill Clinton stew?
A: One wiener, one tongue, one cooked goose, lots of spilled beans and hot water.

Categories: Political Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

A Preacher's Sermon

A preacher phoned the city's newspaper. "Thank you very much," said he, "for the error you made when you announced my sermon topic for last Sunday. The topic I sent you was 'What Jesus Saw in A Publican.' You printed it as 'What Jesus Saw in a Republican' I had the biggest crowd of the year!"

Categories: Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes)
Anonymous

Washington Bar

A black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender asks,"What can I get you , Mr. President ?

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats)
Anonymous