Political Jokes

George W. Bush in Israel

George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, "I am George W. Bush, the President of the USA, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?" Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 years!"

Categories: Religion Jokes , Political Jokes (About Republicans)
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2021 Warning

2020 ain't shit. Wait till 2021 pops off with a civil war and all you gun haters have to defend your house with a spatula and a dildo.

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats)
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Hooker's Two Cents

One day Bill Clinton decides to go on a jog. While jogging he sees a hooker on the street corner and she says "Five bucks for a blowjob." Bill says, "I'll give you two dollars." The hooker says no and Bill shrugs and continues jogging. The next day he goes for another jog and sees the same hooker. Again she says "Five bucks for a blowjob," but Bill says "no, $2." She says no and Bill laughs and keeps jogging. The next day, Hillary goes with Bill on his jog and he passes hooker once again. The hooker looks over at Hillary and says, "You see what you get for two bucks?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Political Jokes
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