Political Jokes

Trump Executed?

Donald Trump is hanged by the neck until dead. At Trump Tower, his family watches CNN, which is covering his death live, all of them mournful and teary before Donald himself walks in triumphantly. "But Donald, CNN says you were killed!" Ivanka cried. "Nope!" Trump beamed, holding up the rope that was used to hang him, "Fake noose."

Anonymous

Al Gore Gets Belly Ring

A: Why did Al Gore get a belly ring?
Q: Because George Bush had a Dick Cheney.

Anonymous

Lewinsky's Dress

Q:  Did you hear what the FBI just found in Monica Lewinsky's dress?
A: A wad of Bill's.

Anonymous