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Woman and Screen Doors
Q: What do women and screen doors have in common?
A: The more you bang them, the looser they get.
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Submitted BY: Paige123
Hard Times
Funeral homes are forever getting stiffed.
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Doc Quack
I fill out my patient's charts with my own shit in a language taught to me by the bunny overlords.
Mental health is my specialty.
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Written By: KielPhillips