One-Liner Jokes

Woman and Screen Doors

Q: What do women and screen doors have in common?
A: The more you bang them, the looser they get.

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Submitted BY: Paige123

Hard Times

Funeral homes are forever getting stiffed.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Doc Quack

I fill out my patient's charts with my own shit in a language taught to me by the bunny overlords.
Mental health is my specialty.

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Written By: KielPhillips