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Snack Bar by Atom Smasher
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called, "The Fission Chips."
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Mistaken Someone
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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Wide Awake
Not sure if my narcolepsy has been cured or if I'm suffering from insomnia.
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Written By: KielPhillips