One-Liner Jokes

Snack Bar by Atom Smasher

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called, "The Fission Chips."

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Anonymous

Mistaken Someone

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

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Wide Awake

Not sure if my narcolepsy has been cured or if I'm suffering from insomnia.

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Written By: KielPhillips