One-Liner Jokes

Unlucky

Saw a sign in a shop window that said "Big Sale. Last Week"
Just my luck, missed it.

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Written By: KielPhillips

A Mouseketeer!

Q: What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A:  A mouseketeer!

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Anonymous

Pig on a Plane

Q:  What do you call a pig that took a plane?
A:  Swine flu!

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Anonymous