One-Liner Jokes

Postal Scare

I scared the postman today by showing up to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, the fact that I was naked or that I knew where he lived

Categories: Sex Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Profession Jokes (Postal Worker Jokes)
Anonymous

Misunderstood

My lesbian friends got me a Rolex for my birthday.
I don't think they understood when I said "I wanna watch."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Threesome Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes
Anonymous

What a Guy

If sex with two other people is a threesome, and sex with three others is a foursome, then I guess that makes me handsome.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Sex Jokes (Threesome Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
Anonymous