Dumb Questions!

• If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
• If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
• If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
• If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
• If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
• If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
• If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
• If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
• If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
• Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
• Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
• Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
• What do people in China call their good plates?
• What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
• What do you call a male ladybug?
• What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
• What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
• What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Postal Scare

I scared the postman today by showing up to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, the fact that I was naked or that I knew where he lived

What a Guy

If sex with two other people is a threesome, and sex with three others is a foursome, then I guess that makes me handsome.