One-Liner Jokes

Paying Attention

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

Commercial Cleaning Lady

My maid is a commercial cleaner... she only cleans during commercials!

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Submitted BY: hampton

Trapped

I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body.
Then I was born.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
Anonymous