One-Liner Jokes

Strokes

Apparently the 'Stroke Ward' in a hospital isn't a human petting zoo.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Sperm Bank Sample

This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl at the front desk says to him, "Thank you for coming."

Categories: One-Liner Jokes
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Dinosaurs

Q:  What's a lesbian dinosaur?
A: lickalotofpuss !
Q: What's a gay dinosaur?
A: lickdicknopuss !

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dinosaur Jokes) , Riddles
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