Q: How do you play quiet tennis?
A: It's like regular tennis but without the racket.
Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.
Q: What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
Q: Why don't tennis players get married?
A: Because love means nothing to them.
It's All In The Grip
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says "OK,, just grip it like you do your husband's member". After that, she immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down the line. The instructor says, "Wow that's great. Now just try taking the racquet out of your mouth."