One-Liner Jokes

Holiday Worry

I'm worried about the holidays. I haven't spoken to my wife for 9 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

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Deadly Question

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

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Best Man

Look the bride in the eye and ask, "If I'm the best man, how come you're marrying HIM???"

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