One-Liner Jokes

Night Shift

Q: What's another name for policemen when they're in bed?
A: Undercover cops.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Sky Diving

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

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Anonymous

Exxon Mobil

Q: Is Exxon Mobile restructuring its workforce because of $114 oil?
A: Yes, they had to add 25 Congressmen to the payroll!

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Submitted BY: suerabb