One-Liner Jokes

Sky Diving

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

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Influenced Decision

After drinking too much at the holiday party I stopped at a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo.
After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there.

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Parrot and Centipede

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A great walkie-talkie!

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