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Night Shift
Q: What's another name for policemen when they're in bed?
A: Undercover cops.
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Written By: KielPhillips
Butcher Special
Q: Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder?
A: He got a little behind in his work.
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Anonymous
Purring Cats
Q: What cat purrs more than any other?
A: Purrsians!
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