Old Age Jokes - Hearing Jokes

Expensive Hearing Aid

A man is telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4000, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really?" answers the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "12:30."

Categories: Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Hearing Jokes)
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Anonymous

Granny and the Cop.

An elderly couple were driving across the country.  The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.  
The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"  The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"  The old man yells, "He says you were speeding!"
The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"  The woman turns to her husband and asks again, "What did he say?"  The old man yells, "He wants to see your license!"  The woman gave the officer her license.
The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."  The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"  And the old man yells, "He said he knows you!"

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Hearing Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes)
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Anonymous

Can You Hear Me Now?

Q: What do you call it when you have your Grandma on speed dial?
A: Instagram

Categories: Technology Jokes (Smartphone Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Hearing Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous