Old Age Jokes - Hearing Jokes

Silent but Deadly

An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Hearing Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes)
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Old Folks Party Games

The Top Old People Games:
10. Musical Recliners
9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta
8. Hide and Go Pee
7. Simon Says something Incoherent
6. Doc, Doc Goose
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse says Bend Over
4. Kick the Bucket
3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear
2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
1. Sag, You're It

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Hearing Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

A Hearing Problem

An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about 20' behind her and asked  "Can you hear me sweetheart?' No reply. Moved to 10' and inquired again.  No reply. 5' and not a word.  A few inches behind ear, he asked "Can you hear me now honey"? His wife said "For the fourth time, yes."

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Hearing Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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