Old Age Jokes - Hearing Jokes

Over Seventy

Senior citizens are riddled with AIDS!...hearing aids, Band-Aids, Rolaids, walking aids, government aid.

Anonymous

Silent but Deadly

An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"

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Old Folks Party Games

The Top Old People Games:
10. Musical Recliners
9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta
8. Hide and Go Pee
7. Simon Says something Incoherent
6. Doc, Doc Goose
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse says Bend Over
4. Kick the Bucket
3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear
2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
1. Sag, You're It

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